Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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