I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
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just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
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just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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