He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
where am i from again
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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