how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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