"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
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reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
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you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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