Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
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Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
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At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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