did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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