I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
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