So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
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when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
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Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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