we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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