I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
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he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
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Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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