he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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