then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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