Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Your cock deserves a montage
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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