Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
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whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
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I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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