Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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