You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Randomize