Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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