Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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