you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
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He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
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My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
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