Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
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So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
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Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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