He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Randomize
