Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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