Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
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