Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
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Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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