So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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