First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
he had hair everywhere except his balls
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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