Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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