Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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