Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I just want nice things and good sex
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Randomize
