its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
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Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
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Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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