No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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