found the other keg... it's in the tree
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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