She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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