I've blown a few things in my day
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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