I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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