id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
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you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
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I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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