How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
