I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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