nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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