any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
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She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
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I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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