Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
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They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
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I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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