My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
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Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
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You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
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