She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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