I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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