Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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