i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
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I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
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I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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