I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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