week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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