I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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