North Korea, Best Korea!
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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