Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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