Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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